The Time Renaissance Ronald Got Shittier Than a Big Mac

You read about the menu fuckers - the good, the bad, and the ugly (some good, most bad, none ugly #officiallysuperficial).  But just as your strawberry, summer squash salad with blue cheese crumbles, those bitches were seasonal and have since been replaced with watermelon gazpacho and vegan crème brûlée. Now - find out what happened to them!