Freeing myself of fuckboys has had its pros and cons. On the pros' side: I don't need to worry about acquiring STDs . . . On the cons' side: My life is now boring as shit.
While every day is 420 in San Francisco, today you will smell the dank stank of Dolores Park wafting in the warm, spring air just a little more than usual. As the stoners, the tech pricks, and the teens roll their blunts and fade into oblivion, we remember: We are all equal (-ly braindead). #dontdodrugs… Continue reading #tbt #420
You read about the menu fuckers - the good, the bad, and the ugly (some good, most bad, none ugly #officiallysuperficial). But just as your strawberry, summer squash salad with blue cheese crumbles, those bitches were seasonal and have since been replaced with watermelon gazpacho and vegan crème brûlée. Now - find out what happened to them!
Last Wednesday I shared an Uber with a low-key tech celeb. #thisglamorouslife He invited me. 💅