BEDx: Things Tech Dudes Say in Bed, Part IV

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Um. I think just I found my soul mate. 

Since I have yet to receive any guest BEDx stories, I started worrying about running my own quote stash dry.

I worry too much.

I was recently blessed with this soundbite during a second date: “I’m trying to be healthier. I only slept with one other girl since I last saw you.”

While I wasn’t entirely sure why his interim escapades mattered, I was flattered that a slutty millionaire kind of kept it in his pants for me. The magical part is – I only made out with five guys since I last saw him. We’re practically engaged.

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