Since I’ve been on-the-market in Silicon Valley, I’ve heard some pretty disturbing things both on dates and in the sack (The worst parts are always said in the sack). In order to avoid developing an everlasting PTSD from all of my traumatic experiences, I have instead decided to release my stories into the universe and laugh about them with you. 🙂
Welcome to BEDx, a biweekly series featuring things tech guys have said to me on dates or in bed.
THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.
Good to know our most popular social media company is hiring stand-up engineers who uphold ethical standards!
P.S. This was actually said in bed. #whywouldyousaythat #tellmeyoursecrets
**ATTENTION** Calling all allies! Ladies, I don’t sleep with or date nearly enough men (This might be a lie.) to permanently supply BEDx with a steady flow of fun quotes. This is where YOU come in!
**Email firstname.lastname@example.org and tell me the douchiest thing you’ve ever heard while on a date in the Silicon Valley (or other tech hubs!). Anonymous entries welcome! <3
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