The Time Renaissance Ronald Got Shittier Than a Big Mac

You read about the menu fuckers - the good, the bad, and the ugly (some good, most bad, none ugly #officiallysuperficial).  But just as your strawberry, summer squash salad with blue cheese crumbles, those bitches were seasonal and have since been replaced with watermelon gazpacho and vegan crème brûlée. Now - find out what happened to them!

Stay Static or Look Erratic: Navigating the Dating Apps

Whenever I had the urge to change my Tinder profile, I used to ask myself, "What if someone notices? What if my one of my dates sees my refurbished bio or my new pics?" I would sit there confused, paranoid everyone would know I'm a ho. After much inner turmoil, I'd always end up with the… Continue reading Stay Static or Look Erratic: Navigating the Dating Apps

How to Wine and Dine a Fine Dime Without Weinsteining

Sexual harassment is real. It's a looming issue women are forced to deal with on the daily. Regardless of this reality, however, we only decide to talk about it when someone important does something stupid. EYE-ROLL. While these scandals primarily come from situations where what-NOT-to-do should be obvious, what about situations where there is actual ambiguity - like, dating?

Seeking Arrangement: The Make-a-Wish Foundation for Hot Chicks

I haven't forgotten to report back on my sugar sleuthing. I'm not finished with my investigation just yet. I'm taking it slow, because I'm worried about getting murdered. The sugar daddy site I've been exploring, Seeking Arrangement,  is largely comprised of anonymous users - AKA - potential serial killers; so, a girl can never be too careful.