You know how when you accidentally neglect something until you realize you’re actually just avoiding it, and then you continue to avoid it for the sake of avoiding it, and then you start to get anxiety just thinking about it? Then the run-on sentences come. And the fragments. That anxiety is how I feel about… Continue reading Post-Post Anxiety
Have you heard about Netflix's new dating policy? Allegedly, if you ask someone out once and get rejected, you have to avoid the person who rejected you. Now companies like Facebook and Google are lookin' pretty chill with their policies. At least they don't require their employees to avoid each other. But a little insider's… Continue reading NETPRIX News: Ask Me Once, Shame on You
While every day is 420 in San Francisco, today you will smell the dank stank of Dolores Park wafting in the warm, spring air just a little more than usual. As the stoners, the tech pricks, and the teens roll their blunts and fade into oblivion, we remember: We are all equal (-ly braindead). #dontdodrugs… Continue reading #tbt #420
You read about the menu fuckers - the good, the bad, and the ugly (some good, most bad, none ugly #officiallysuperficial). But just as your strawberry, summer squash salad with blue cheese crumbles, those bitches were seasonal and have since been replaced with watermelon gazpacho and vegan crème brûlée. Now - find out what happened to them!
Last Wednesday I shared an Uber with a low-key tech celeb. #thisglamorouslife He invited me. 💅
Whenever I had the urge to change my Tinder profile, I used to ask myself, "What if someone notices? What if my one of my dates sees my refurbished bio or my new pics?" I would sit there confused, paranoid everyone would know I'm a ho. After much inner turmoil, I'd always end up with the… Continue reading Stay Static or Look Erratic: Navigating the Dating Apps